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Monday, October 17, 2005

A New Low


Jubilee251: i don't think i'm going to get any ass soon
o0 freelancer 0o: i'm not either
o0 freelancer 0o: it's because my standards are too high
o0 freelancer 0o: i don't wanna shack up with some random drunk guy
o0 freelancer 0o: that's my standard.
o0 freelancer 0o: above random drunk guy.
Jubilee251: i think it's because i'm not drunk enough

I really need to get laid. Bad.
*lowers standards*
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Anonymous said...

BadLY. Adverb. And I need to get laid more than you do, so pass any wealth you receive along to me.

2:16 AM

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