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I fucking hate the Carlyle. When are they going to be done fucking me over and my bank account as well? I am now almost 500 fucking dollars in the hole, and I'm waiting for more overdraft charges to accrue. All because the Carlyle couldn't stop a check when I fucking asked them to. FUCK!
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Human Events (The National Conservative Weekly since 1944) came out with their list of the ten most harmful books of the 19th and 20th centuries (plus runner-ups). I guess I have my reading list for the summer. What? Ann Coulter wasn't on the panel of judges?
Good to see that my fellow countryman from the Motherland, Chairman Mao, landed an impressive #3 on the list. Also kudos to Alfred Kinsey (#4) - never let it be said that nothing sexually controversial came out of the Midwest (Indiana, and Indiana University, no less). And of course, a shout-out to my fellow psychologists, B.F. Skinner and Freud, who were honorable mentions. I'm sorry lazy-ass college students like myself turned your field into a laughing stock for engineers and mathematico-bio-chemical physicists. And even some economists, god help us.
Good to see that my fellow countryman from the Motherland, Chairman Mao, landed an impressive #3 on the list. Also kudos to Alfred Kinsey (#4) - never let it be said that nothing sexually controversial came out of the Midwest (Indiana, and Indiana University, no less). And of course, a shout-out to my fellow psychologists, B.F. Skinner and Freud, who were honorable mentions. I'm sorry lazy-ass college students like myself turned your field into a laughing stock for engineers and mathematico-bio-chemical physicists. And even some economists, god help us.
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Further congratulations are in order: this time, to Paris and Paris on their recent engagement. I'm speaking, of course, of Paris Hilton and her fiance, Paris Latsis, a Greek shipping heir. May your future together go the way of Britney and K-Dog's, and continue to amuse us all. I'm guessing the honeymoon video will come out shortly after the wedding?
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So I'm snacking on mushrooms yesterday, and I reach into my mushroom container, and HOLY SHIT WHAT IS THIS??!?!
Is that - is that a...conjoined mushroom!??! YES! YES, it IS! OH MY GOD!! Look at it! Isn't it neat? Look!
Is that - is that a...conjoined mushroom!??! YES! YES, it IS! OH MY GOD!! Look at it! Isn't it neat? Look!
2 comments:
That mushroom picture is rather pornographic. If you can hold a certain pair of conjoined, spherical objects like that you shouldn't have any trouble paying your rent. Being in the hole will be a thing of the past (well, for you, not your "customers").
KOJAK! That is so inappropriate...but true nonetheless. My other friend put it more succintly when he said, "That looks like a pair of balls."
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