Let it be noted that the slow but steady general atrophying of my brain has officially begun. I left for class this morning without my keys. Or my wallet. I realized the latter at the exact moment I came to the head of a very long line during lunch time at Subway, as the Subway employee was wrapping up my 6-inch roast beef sub. Needless to say, I hurried the fuck out of there and didn't turn back.
My motion abilities have apparently also begun to be affected by the brain degeneration. While maneuvering through a long row of seats in my public policy class later this afternoon, I snagged my skirt on a table corner. The side of the skirt ripped, and...well, I flashed Dylan Selterman an eyeful of ass. Okay, maybe it wasn't an eyeful, but it was definitely an inappropriate amount for a classroom setting. As for whether seeing the side of my butt was a good experience or an altogether scarring one is not really for me to assess (haha, assess), but Dylan did not appear to go blind at any point during the class.
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